tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60717087027826580022011-04-21T19:17:41.108-04:00A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-67823377210582875012007-11-26T16:27:00.000-05:002007-11-26T16:34:50.869-05:00The ladies need love too. Their pleasure is your taboo.<br /><br />from Reuters, <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL1434216920071126?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=worldNews&amp;pageNumber=1&amp;virtualBrandChannel=0">Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists</a><br /><br />Would you like new shoes?<br />Only if you sleep with me<br />Older white woman<br /><br />Flip the sex slave script<br />Rich white horny old women<br />Is this Africa?<br /><br />Fuck not for the love<br />But to feel alive again<br />Middle-aged female<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-6782337721058287501?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-86627556521322790842007-11-26T10:14:00.000-05:002007-11-26T16:37:03.158-05:00New millennium and we are stilll doing this.<br /><br />from Reuters, <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSWEL13591520071126?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=worldNews">NZ woman drowns, girl's eyes gouged in exorcism</a><br /><br />Forty people watched<br />The pain, the screams, exorcized<br />Family drowning<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8662755652132279084?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-12888323706816715112007-11-19T16:03:00.001-05:002007-11-19T16:29:46.751-05:00Haikus have to speak of nature with the use of kigo (japanese for nature word). If they don't, then what are these poems I am writing called. Senryu? Any ideas?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-1288832370681671511?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-71907797134390221592007-11-19T10:23:00.000-05:002007-11-19T10:28:50.562-05:00from CNN.com, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/18/taser.death/index.html?iref=mpstoryview">Man dies after police jolt him with stun gun</a><br /><br />What’s the difference<br />Between lasers and tasers?<br />Much less laser deaths<br /><br />Sharks with taser guns?<br />Would electrocute themselves<br />They are in water<br /><br />Pull out the Taser<br />Another man bites the dust<br />Don’t blame the discharge<br /><br />The Taser people<br />spend more money on PR<br />or on user safety?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-7190779713439022159?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-83126140303518783692007-11-19T09:16:00.000-05:002007-11-19T09:21:27.234-05:00If I had a wish, that would be for better weather warning systems in Asia.<br /><br />From CNN.com, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/11/19/bangladesh.cyclone/index.html">Survivors grieve for cyclone dead</a><br /><br />Bangladesh needs help<br />Mother Nature came calling<br />Message lost in wind<br /><br />Hopeless encounter<br />A country prone to flooding<br />Monster storm coming<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8312614030351878369?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-42637722436857691162007-11-17T12:35:00.000-05:002007-11-17T12:42:06.095-05:00Since I am not speaking exclusively of nature or humanity, these posts can be anything you want them to be. However, most of the poems I have posted so far imply ironic and satirical situations, making them more like senryus than haikus. I think I also focus more on the "ahhhh" moment than the topic itself.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-4263772243685769116?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-81057603034686154032007-11-16T12:44:00.000-05:002007-11-16T12:50:19.409-05:00Get your telescope and check out the solar system's largest object.<br /><br />From Yahoo! News, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20071115/sc_space/incrediblecometbiggerthanthesun">Incredible Comet Bigger than the Sun</a><br /><br />Comet in the sky<br />Bigger than the Sun they say<br />Don’t drink the Kool-Aid<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8105760303468615403?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-19162910911649106712007-11-16T11:10:00.000-05:002007-11-16T11:12:49.218-05:00Ineffable souls<br />Euphoric dancing, eyes shut<br />My inspiration<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-1916291091164910671?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-46960917620577051222007-11-15T16:54:00.000-05:002007-11-16T11:03:27.008-05:00Judith Reagan shoots a $100 million lawsuit against the NewsCorp empire? Initiating PR machine for major catfighting.<br /><br />from TheSmokingGun, <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1113072regan1.html?link=rssfeed">Judith Regan Sues Murdoch Empire</a><br /><br />Judith Reagan bites<br />The hand that fed her amply<br />Will she lose some teeth?<br /><br />Huge conspiracy<br />Hanging in the tiger’s mouth?<br />Prepare to get gnawed<br /><br />Pact with the devil?<br />Play along or get trampled<br />Empire will strike<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-4696091762057705122?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-57739115505200213622007-11-15T16:06:00.000-05:002007-11-15T16:21:49.570-05:00So they say Comcast is <a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071114-comcast-hit-with-class-action-lawsuit-over-traffic-blocking.html">curbing</a> the bandwidth of certain applications and/or users on its High Speed Internet service while maintaining the words "unlimited" in their ads . Of course, this isn't the first time it hits the <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/01/30/tech/main597032.shtml?CMP=ILC-SearchStories">news</a>.<br /><br />from ArsTechnica.com, <a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071114-comcast-hit-with-class-action-lawsuit-over-traffic-blocking.html">link</a><br /><br />Blocked applications<br />Internet traffic bias?<br />Comcast gets to choose<br /><br />Comcast Overlord<br />Threatens with Net katana<br />Slashing the bandwidth<br /><br />How many movies<br />Do you think I can download<br />Before I get blocked<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-5773911550520021362?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-3657316329974138672007-11-08T15:37:00.000-05:002007-11-08T15:41:28.196-05:00We live in fish bowls<br />Internet <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon">Panopticon</a><br />Smiling big brother<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-365731632997413867?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-19571423524454532262007-11-08T15:02:00.000-05:002007-11-08T15:06:32.456-05:00Hans <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Christian_Andersen">who</a>?<br /><br />Tell me how it feels<br />To walk in public naked<br />Clothe-less emperor<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-1957142352445453226?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-33955263702903992302007-11-08T12:55:00.000-05:002007-11-08T13:18:52.681-05:00As expected, nobody can avoid the lure of Marx's ideas on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_%28Marxism%29">commodification</a>.<br /><br />from Businessweek.com, <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/nov2007/tc2007116_289111.htm?campaign_id=rss_tech">link</a><br /><br />Is your face for sale?<br />Corporate window shopping<br />Facebook owns your soul<br /><br />Marketers download<br />More private information<br />Than ever before<br /><br />Paranoid maybe?<br />No worries, nothing to hide<br />Still, very creepy<br /><br />Beware web posting<br />You never know who’s reading<br />Private eye online<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-3395526370290399230?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-87867568668653597152007-11-08T10:13:00.000-05:002007-11-08T10:18:18.595-05:00This is your captain speaking, we seem to have forgotten some luggage on the runway.<br /><br />from CNN.com, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/11/08/safrica.emergency.landing.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview">link</a><br /><br />South African jet<br />In an effort to take off,<br />Loses an engine<br /><br />The engine will fall<br />If I look out the window<br />Watch what you wish for<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8786756866865359715?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-47333711609567517082007-11-08T09:53:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:58:22.920-05:00Superbly awkward.<br /><br />from CNN.com, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/08/people.conan.obrien.ap/index.html">link</a><br /><br />Speaking of stalkers,<br />Was Conan an altar boy?<br />He seems sorely missed<br /><br />If God was your fan,<br />Or at least his lackey is<br />How hard would you laugh?<br /><br />“Most dangerous fan?”<br />Rubberneckingly funny<br />Funky Boston priest<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-4733371160956751708?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-49672897816401020462007-11-08T09:34:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:37:34.349-05:00This article is going viral, recalls seem quite fashionable in mainstream American media outlets.<br /><br />from CNN.com, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/toy.recall/index.html">link</a><br /><br />Chinese date rape toy<br />Doping American kids<br />So many recalls!<br /><br />Who is at fault here?<br />Greedy Gringo Companies<br />Or Cheap Chinese ones<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-4967289781640102046?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-57886513185881767022007-11-08T09:18:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:21:04.647-05:00from Reuters, <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL0765364420071107?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=worldNews&amp;pageNumber=1">link</a><br /><br />In the van you go<br />Drop your pants and touch your toes<br />Ass rape in Dubai<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-5788651318588176702?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-76992509384999921122007-11-07T15:21:00.000-05:002007-11-07T15:28:47.849-05:00Ridiculed by peers<br />Will the elitist monkey<br />Stand upright, fearless?<br /><br />Shun non-believers<br />I select Evolution<br />There is hope in apes<br /><br />Call me atheist<br />But I do believe in God<br />Not your leaders though<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-7699250938499992112?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-90765747283204735602007-11-07T14:38:00.000-05:002007-11-16T11:14:14.676-05:00If I was a car<br />I would run on happiness<br />Spreading fumes of joy<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-9076574728320473560?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-66741135664446557092007-11-07T12:52:00.000-05:002007-11-07T12:53:29.367-05:00Corporation dung<br />Advertisement in your face<br />Come taste the rainbow<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-6674113566444655709?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-9210718266459349732007-11-07T12:50:00.000-05:002007-11-07T12:51:42.563-05:00Break the rules<br />Follow the beat of your drum<br />Fight conformity<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-921071826645934973?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-56148265427514065092007-11-07T09:49:00.000-05:002007-11-07T09:54:18.096-05:00Your space is Myspace<br />So add my face to Facebook<br />Do you know your Friends?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-5614826542751406509?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-57092362545532085232007-11-07T09:47:00.000-05:002007-11-07T09:48:31.477-05:00Christians fear no flood<br />The oceans rise with prayers<br />In Noah's ark we trust<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-5709236254553208523?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-74843571264891008162007-11-07T09:42:00.000-05:002007-11-07T09:43:18.600-05:00Deep Blue seas rise up<br />The icebergs are melting fast<br />Want to buy a boat?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-7484357126489100816?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-18720525789634099452007-11-07T09:40:00.000-05:002007-11-07T14:46:06.223-05:00California blaze<br />Terminator made of steel<br />Fire still burning<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-1872052578963409945?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-81219743478970737412007-11-07T08:41:00.000-05:002007-11-07T14:45:43.283-05:00Contaminated<br />Public Relations Nightmare<br />Bad Spinach, Popeye<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8121974347897073741?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-86699180373997032772007-11-07T08:39:00.000-05:002007-11-07T14:45:16.266-05:00Destructive weapon<br />Inside Iraq they tell us<br />So many liars<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8669918037399703277?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6071708702782658002.post-88650730310746925172007-11-07T08:33:00.000-05:002007-11-07T14:45:03.290-05:00Welcome to my blog!<br />Hope to write for a living<br />Dream laugh cry right here<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6071708702782658002-8865073031074692517?l=haiku-memes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563291309182482817noreply@blogger.com0