Another One Bites the Dust

from CNN.com, Man dies after police jolt him with stun gun

What’s the difference
Between lasers and tasers?
Much less laser deaths

Sharks with taser guns?
Would electrocute themselves
They are in water

Pull out the Taser
Another man bites the dust
Don’t blame the discharge

The Taser people
spend more money on PR
or on user safety?

Cyclone Hellzone

If I had a wish, that would be for better weather warning systems in Asia.

From CNN.com, Survivors grieve for cyclone dead

Bangladesh needs help
Mother Nature came calling
Message lost in wind

Hopeless encounter
A country prone to flooding
Monster storm coming

Priest arrested on charges of stalking Conan O'Brien

Superbly awkward.

from CNN.com, link

Speaking of stalkers,
Was Conan an altar boy?
He seems sorely missed

If God was your fan,
Or at least his lackey is
How hard would you laugh?

“Most dangerous fan?”
Rubberneckingly funny
Funky Boston priest

Toy contaminated with 'date rape' drug pulled

This article is going viral, recalls seem quite fashionable in mainstream American media outlets.

from CNN.com, link

Chinese date rape toy
Doping American kids
So many recalls!

Who is at fault here?
Greedy Gringo Companies
Or Cheap Chinese ones