Priest arrested on charges of stalking Conan O'Brien

Superbly awkward.

from CNN.com, link

Speaking of stalkers,
Was Conan an altar boy?
He seems sorely missed

If God was your fan,
Or at least his lackey is
How hard would you laugh?

“Most dangerous fan?”
Rubberneckingly funny
Funky Boston priest

Evolution 51

Ridiculed by peers
Will the elitist monkey
Stand upright, fearless?

Shun non-believers
I select Evolution
There is hope in apes

Call me atheist
But I do believe in God
Not your leaders though