Fight Menopause with a Young Black Man

The ladies need love too. Their pleasure is your taboo.

from Reuters, Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists

Would you like new shoes?
Only if you sleep with me
Older white woman

Flip the sex slave script
Rich white horny old women
Is this Africa?

Fuck not for the love
But to feel alive again
Middle-aged female

A Family Drowning

New millennium and we are stilll doing this.

from Reuters, NZ woman drowns, girl's eyes gouged in exorcism

Forty people watched
The pain, the screams, exorcized
Family drowning

Another One Bites the Dust

from CNN.com, Man dies after police jolt him with stun gun

What’s the difference
Between lasers and tasers?
Much less laser deaths

Sharks with taser guns?
Would electrocute themselves
They are in water

Pull out the Taser
Another man bites the dust
Don’t blame the discharge

The Taser people
spend more money on PR
or on user safety?

Cyclone Hellzone

If I had a wish, that would be for better weather warning systems in Asia.

From CNN.com, Survivors grieve for cyclone dead

Bangladesh needs help
Mother Nature came calling
Message lost in wind

Hopeless encounter
A country prone to flooding
Monster storm coming

Über Comet

Get your telescope and check out the solar system's largest object.

From Yahoo! News, Incredible Comet Bigger than the Sun

Comet in the sky
Bigger than the Sun they say
Don’t drink the Kool-Aid

Murdoch She Wrote

Judith Reagan shoots a $100 million lawsuit against the NewsCorp empire? Initiating PR machine for major catfighting.

from TheSmokingGun, Judith Regan Sues Murdoch Empire

Judith Reagan bites
The hand that fed her amply
Will she lose some teeth?

Huge conspiracy
Hanging in the tiger’s mouth?
Prepare to get gnawed

Pact with the devil?
Play along or get trampled
Empire will strike

Comcastic

So they say Comcast is curbing the bandwidth of certain applications and/or users on its High Speed Internet service while maintaining the words "unlimited" in their ads . Of course, this isn't the first time it hits the news.

from ArsTechnica.com, link

Blocked applications
Internet traffic bias?
Comcast gets to choose

Comcast Overlord
Threatens with Net katana
Slashing the bandwidth

How many movies
Do you think I can download
Before I get blocked

Plane lands in South Africa after engine falls off

This is your captain speaking, we seem to have forgotten some luggage on the runway.

from CNN.com, link

South African jet
In an effort to take off,
Loses an engine

The engine will fall
If I look out the window
Watch what you wish for

Priest arrested on charges of stalking Conan O'Brien

Superbly awkward.

from CNN.com, link

Speaking of stalkers,
Was Conan an altar boy?
He seems sorely missed

If God was your fan,
Or at least his lackey is
How hard would you laugh?

“Most dangerous fan?”
Rubberneckingly funny
Funky Boston priest

Toy contaminated with 'date rape' drug pulled

This article is going viral, recalls seem quite fashionable in mainstream American media outlets.

from CNN.com, link

Chinese date rape toy
Doping American kids
So many recalls!

Who is at fault here?
Greedy Gringo Companies
Or Cheap Chinese ones

Dubai court hears French boy's rape testimony

from Reuters, link

In the van you go
Drop your pants and touch your toes
Ass rape in Dubai